I'm putting a band together at the moment because i hate money and want less of it.

Everything i do would be impossible without the care and attention given to my bespoke set-up by DMG Audio and its ministering angels. For they are the way and the truth and the light.

Dave approached me at a concert I was playing and offered to grant me superpowers. We'd actually met a few years prior to that but neither of us realised initially as when we'd met previously we were both wearing masks and it was very dark.

DMG Audio products are quite simply the best, most accurate there are. They are expertly crafted precision tools to get the exact result you want, they are tweak-able and configurable to a preposterous degree. Maths can and will save you... through DMG. DMG is the one true way. Before DMG there was chaos. Now there is order. Bathe in the delicious maths.

I use EQuilibrium, EQuality, EQuick every day. The first two are in every recorded mix, they can do things to the top end that shouldn't be possible. You can boost as much as you want and it just sounds better and better. EQuick is what i use to do live sound with, infinite EQ points, excellent visual analysis. I imagine this is what love might feel like. I'm so lonely.

Also, Dave, fearless leader of DMG, built me a custom looping/VST hosting solution which has changed my life. You can't buy it though because you don't deserve it.

I have never found anything as quick and versatile for doing live sound EQ as EQuick. If you are able to, stick it up your signal flow.

I want DMG to start producing a line of branded macarons.